If you had to be stuck in a lift with someone, who would it be and why?

Peter Hain - so I could hit him.

What is your biggest fear?

Having to be on a small desert island with a large number of chattering people.

Do you have any superstitions?

Yes, I am very superstitious- I don’t walk under ladders. When I see a single magpie I say “give my regards to Mrs”.

If you could have only one song on your iPod, what would it be and why?

I do not own an iPod, nor will I ever.

What is the most expensive thing you have bought, not including property?

A new jeep.

What is the best piece of advice you have ever been given?

Fear naught but the Lord.

What is your indulgence?

Real ale.

What item could you not live without?

A typewriter or pen.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?

I would develop toenails you do not have to cut, because I am idle.

Where are you next going on holiday?

Canada.