Let's call our city Zooport

I NOTICED in recent weeks that the subject of Newport changing its name was brought up again by a thinktank looking to improve and promote the city’s interest.

This subject has always interested me because like many others I have always found the name ‘Newport’ quite uninspiring and bland due to the fact that there are many other Newports already in the UK and that Newport’s port is no longer new but instead more minor in its status and usage. Many work colleagues and friends from the Valleys often refer to Newport as ‘Zooport’ as a means of mocking the great pride I hold for the place I call home.

The name ‘Zooport’ is also the adopted name of skating fraternities and younger generations of Newport who consider it cooler and more apt than boring ‘Newport’, as noted by the graffiti street fashion and social forums on the internet. With this in mind may I suggest changing Newport’s name and title to ‘Zooport’ and as a result building a zoo, either near the city centre or somewhere else very accessible in the city. With the old heavy industry now obsolete, modern Newport is desperately struggling to find an identity in the 21st century and could outshine its neighbours by offering something unique such as a modern zoo.

Matthew Pimm Milton Road, Newport

Comments(7)

Owain Vaughan says...
4:05pm Wed 9 Jan 13

No

Dolieboy says...
5:29pm Wed 9 Jan 13

Chavtown would be better

areyour4real says...
6:17pm Wed 9 Jan 13

We should change the name to "London" or better yet "Cwmbran", we might get more shops and business locating here by mistake.

Dolieboy says...
8:30pm Wed 9 Jan 13

Like the starship song :
We build this city on drugs and dole

smokintheweed says...
2:15am Thu 10 Jan 13

Just read your letter and, uh..................
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Sorry but that idea made my brain crash.

displayed says...
10:47am Thu 10 Jan 13

"and as a result building a zoo"

Great idea, dont put any animals in it just the chavs and the professioal beggars.
Dont forget the human species that stumble out the pubs, wine bars and discos in the early hours: shouting, cursing, throwing up and thats just the female variety!

Very peculiar species they are!

I'd pay to see em!

maninundy's says...
12:20pm Thu 10 Jan 13

Newport has already had a zoo but even the animals where too embarrass to live there

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