I want this special licence
11:20am Friday 8th March 2013 in Letters
I AM writing in the hope that someone out there in your readership can help me in my quest to obtain the special driving licence that allows you to abstain from indicating, obeying the speed restrictions on motorways, park in disabled spots without a badge, park on the pavement in order that people with prams, wheelchairs etc have to walk in the road to pass by, park your car over the parking lines so you can take up two spaces, become a cashpoint cripple saying “It’s no problem, I’m only going to the cashpoint”, and the many other infringements that ordinary drivers obey.
Lawson Amadeus Skuse
Stelvio Park Court