MR. POWELL, I was sorry to hear that you are fully booked up on your “Save Humanity Cruise “, although you will have to really stock up with provisions with Mr Capes on board, or you may find some of your other passengers going missing.

My wife and I have picked a spot on Twmbarlwm (or Ynys Twmbarlwm, as it will no doubt become) to pitch our tent, so give us a wave (with a flag, not your wake) as you go past. Bon Voyage!

Derek Everett, Crindau Road, Newport