Waste-of-time 999 calls received by ambulance staff this year

The Welsh Ambulance Service have revealed some of the worst offenders when it comes to waste-of-time calls to the emergency number.

Among them was someone who had lost their house keys, someone with an ingrown toenail and someone who had cut their finger but didn’t have any plasters.

One person called 999 because they couldn’t sleep while another called due to a dyeing mishap (they were colouring their hair and some went in their eye).

Another stand-out (for the wrong reasons) call involved the caller making a last-ditch and ultimately unsuccessful plea for help, by shouting "f**k off, you ugly c**t" down the phone at ambulance staff.

Transcripts of some of the calls received by ambulance staff are included at the bottom of this article.

Of the 448,994 incidents recorded by the service last year, almost a fifth were non-urgent, including someone with hair dye in their eye.

The trust is reminding people only to call 999 in a serious or life-threatening emergency.

Chief executive Jason Killens said: “Our ambulance service exists to help people who are seriously ill or injured, or where there is an immediate threat to their life.

“That’s people who’ve stopped breathing, people with chest pain or breathing difficulties, loss of consciousness, choking, severe allergic reactions, catastrophic bleeding or someone who is having a stroke.

“People with an ingrown toenail still have a clinical need, but calling 999 for that is wholly inappropriate when there are so many other ways to access help.

“Some callers in the last year had no clinical need whatsoever – they’d lost their house keys.

“Our paramedics and technicians are highly educated professionals who are skilled in emergency care, but locksmiths, they are not.

“Non-urgent calls represent roughly a fifth of our 999 calls, and time spent dealing with these could be time spent helping someone in a life or death situation.”

The Trust is asking people to educate themselves about the alternatives to 999.

Director of paramedicine Andy Swinburn said: “Our emergency ambulance service exists to deliver time-critical interventions to people whose life is in imminent danger.

“If it’s not a serious or life-threatening emergency, it’s really important that you consider the alternatives to 999 – start by educating yourself on the NHS services in your area.

“The NHS 111 Wales website is a good first port of call for trusted advice and information, and there’s also your local pharmacist, minor injuries unit and GP.

“We’re here to help people in their hour of need, but we also need the public to take some ownership and accountability for their health and wellbeing, now more than ever.

“If your loved one is ill or injured, ask yourself whether you really need the attention of the emergency services or if you can use the available alternatives or make your own way to hospital in the car, or by taxi."

The following are real 999 calls made to the Welsh Ambulance Service in the past year

Call 1
Operator: Ambulance, what’s the address of the emergency?
Caller: Hello, I’m not sure whether this is an emergency or not, but I’m really worried about my ingrown toenail. It’s kind of getting a bit red.
 

Call 2
Operator: Ambulance, what’s the full address of the emergency?
Caller: I’ve cut my finger by accident and it won’t stop bleeding, what should I do?
Operator: Right, so do you need an ambulance?
Caller: Yeah, because I don’t think I’ve got any plasters.

Call 3
Operator: Ambulance service, what’s the full address of the emergency?
Caller: Hi, I’m sorry, I don’t know who else to call. My keys have gone. Basically, I’ve gone out and someone’s took my keys or something. I can’t find my keys. I just want to get in.
Operator: Do you require an ambulance?
Caller: I just want someone to open my door please.
Operator: Unfortunately, we don’t help with getting keys to open your door. We’re unable to send you an ambulance.
Caller: You are s**t. I need someone to f*****g help me open my f*****g door.
Operator: Unfortunately, we are an ambulance service.
Caller: F**k off, you ugly c**t.

Call 4
Operator: Ambulance service, what’s the full address of the emergency?
Caller: Hello, I cut my finger and it cut a bit off the nail and it keeps bleeding.
Operator: Tell me exactly what’s happened.
Caller: I cut part of my nail. The rest of the finger is completely fine. I’m not sure if [I should be] calling a taxi to hospital. That’s why I called the emergency number.

Call 5
Operator: Tell me exactly what’s happened.
Caller: I haven’t slept at all and I need medicine. I need something to sleep and I need the ambulance to come out so I can be referred to the hospital.

Call 6
Operator: Ambulance service, what’s the full address of the emergency please?
Caller: I’m out of inhalers and I can’t last until Monday.
Operator: Sorry?
Caller: I need new inhalers.
Operator: We can arrange an ambulance response for you if that’s what you require, but we’re unable to arrange medications.
Caller: I do require an ambulance – to go and see about the medication.

Call 7
Operator: Tell me exactly what’s happened there.
Caller: Her finger is really swollen. It’s really bad. Yeah, she needs this ring drilled off. I’ll see the ambulance when they come down. How long is the ambulance, sorry?
Operator: When did this happen?
Caller: It’s been a while. She’s had it for a while.
Operator: Is there any way you can arrange your own transport to hospital?
Caller: No, we’re all kind of drunk at the minute. No-one can drive.
Operator: Can you arrange a taxi?
Caller: Erm, I can probably ring one for her yeah.

Call 8
Caller: Tell me exactly what’s happened there.
Operator: I got hair dye in my eye around 7 o’clock. I phoned the advice line, they got back to me around 8. They told me to rinse my eye out again, so I did that again, and it still hurts.
Caller: So it’s hair dye in your eye?

Call 9
Operator: Ambulance service, what’s the full address of the emergency?
Caller: Yes, hiya, I’m trying to open my house door but my housemate isn’t opening the door but I’m trying to go home and trying to go to sleep but they’re out and they’re not coming home any time soon. It’s an emergency because I need to be sick and I need to go to the toilet.
Operator: OK, so do you require an emergency ambulance?
Caller: Erm, not an emergency ambulance. I think I can be sick in a bin?
Operator: We can’t just come to let you in the house unfortunately. Do you require an emergency ambulance for a medical reason?
Caller: Not an emergency reason but I can’t get into my house to be sick.
Operator: Are you on your own at the moment are you?
Caller: Right now, yes, and it’s actually starting to rain.