Dog poo prayer

I WAS absolutely distraught on hearing dear Tom McCarthy is having serious trouble with dog owners letting their pets poo outside his house. The answer is obvious is it not? Hold a prayer meeting and ask the Lord to stop the offending antics.

Alternatively, you could put down some anti-dog powder (available at any garden centre) or you can get an ultra-sonic dog repeller off the internet. Remember to deduct the cost from your council tax bill. I do hope this is of help? (I would put my faith in the more scientific approach) Terry Banfield Cardigan Crescent Cwmbran

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4:16pm Tue 18 Mar 14

varteg1 says...

As long as they keep it silent, there's enough atmospheric pollution as it is.
As long as they keep it silent, there's enough atmospheric pollution as it is. varteg1
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7:21pm Tue 18 Mar 14

Mervyn James says...

It's the owners we want to deter, have we got the technology to put a few thousand volts up their rear ends every time they allow dogs to foul !
It's the owners we want to deter, have we got the technology to put a few thousand volts up their rear ends every time they allow dogs to foul ! Mervyn James
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